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being a person is a fucking nightmare mug

being a person is a fucking nightmare mug

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Start your morning with a splash of color and a dash of existential dread! Featuring a charmingly chaotic child’s drawing of a rainbow, stick-figure family, and the brutally honest truth scrawled beneath it, this mug perfectly captures the vibe of someone who smiles through the pain.

  • Design: Adorably unhinged—just like you.
  • Capacity: Enough coffee to keep you pretending it’s all fine (at least until noon).
  • Dishwasher Safe: For those days when doing anything else feels like too much.
  • Microwave Friendly: Because sometimes you just need to nuke your already-lukewarm hope.

Whether you’re juggling work, relationships, or just trying not to lose it entirely, this mug is here to remind you that life is chaotic, weird, and undeniably ridiculous. It’s the perfect conversation starter for friends—or a silent scream for help during family brunch.

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