c.r.e.a.m.

Introducing the C.R.E.A.M. tee—because nothing says "I understand irony" like repurposing a 90s anti-drug campaign to highlight the slow, inevitable collapse of everything you love.

This shirt is for those who wake up every morning and think, "Ah yes, another beautiful day in the dystopian hellscape we call an economy." Printed in a nostalgic font that once warned children about peer pressure, now repurposed to warn adults about rent hikes, medical debt, and the crushing realization that your avocado toast habit was never the real problem.

Wear it to your next overpriced coffee run, gig-economy shift, or just while staring into the abyss of late-stage capitalism. Either way, it won’t save you—but at least you’ll look good while everything falls apart.