Slap this C.R.E.A.M. bumper sticker on your car and let the world know you’re fully aware that capitalism is the real road hazard. Inspired by the D.A.R.E. program that tried (and failed) to keep kids off drugs, this sticker serves as a grim reminder that no amount of “grinding” will save you from skyrocketing rent, medical debt, or the slow decay of your will to live.
Perfect for your rusting sedan, overpriced e-bike, or the public transit seat you cry in. Because if we’re all stuck in this collapsing circus, we might as well make the people behind us in traffic existentially uncomfortable.
