Because why settle for a normal celebrity observation when you can imply that Christina Aguilera is covered in something far more sinister than glitter? This bumper sticker boldly (and quite frankly, disturbingly) proclaims that Xtina looks sticky—and we’re not sure if that’s a compliment, an insult, or a cry for help. But hey, it’s probably best not to think too hard about it.
Slap it on your car, your ex’s car, or anywhere you feel like ruining someone’s day with a little absurdity. Because who doesn't want to leave the world wondering if you've got a weird obsession with sticky things and questionable celebrity gossip?
