Ah yes, the vintage mouse we all grew up loving, now here to remind you of your soul-crushing existence under capitalism. This shirt doesn’t sugarcoat the truth: you’re just another cog in the corporate kingdom, and even Mickey’s probably got a quota to hit.
Perfect for the disillusioned worker bee who still hums "It’s a Small World" while drowning in deadlines. Wear it to your next team-building seminar or a theme park trip—you know, to really test how far corporate security will let you push the boundaries of "appropriate attire."
