This shirt says “Cult Member” loud and proud—because who doesn’t love a little casual nod to humanity’s long history of questionable group dynamics? Whether you’re referencing your morning coffee addiction, your favorite fandom, or just want to lean into the unnerving reality of charismatic leadership gone wrong, this shirt has you covered.
Fun fact: cults often thrive on isolation, control, and just the right mix of charm and fear. Bonus fun fact: wearing this shirt may get you side-eyes from strangers and way too many conspiracy theories from that one coworker.
Perfect for stirring up conversations (or ending them immediately), this shirt lets you subtly flex your dark humor while referencing the unnerving truth that we’re all just a few bad decisions away from chanting in a candlelit basement.
