This shirt is for those who’ve looked into Mark Zuckerberg’s soulless, algorithmic eyes and thought, “There’s no way this is a real person.” Featuring an ultra-close-up of his face, this design is a subtle (or not-so-subtle) reminder that the man who controls your digital life might not be exactly human.
Wear it if you’ve ever wondered if he’s actually a rogue AI sent from the future to harvest our data, or perhaps a failed experiment in humanity, programmed to destroy everything with a like button.
Perfect for when you’ve accepted that Zuckerberg is probably some kind of hybrid—part man, part digital overlord, and 100% unsettling.
