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death is certain

death is certain

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Nothing says good vibes only like a smiling sun and some funky flowers gently reminding you that death is inevitable. Sure, the colors are bright, the design is cheerful, but don’t let that fool you—just like this shirt, life is one big ironic joke.

The planet’s on fire, billionaires are hoarding resources, and your retirement plan is probably a tragic fantasy—so why stress? Slap on a smile, frolic through the chaos, and remember: no matter what happens, the universe has one final participation trophy for us all. 

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