Here’s a shirt that doesn’t sugarcoat the situation. It’s a cold, hard fact wrapped in just the right amount of existential dread to make even the most devout smokers rethink their choices—or light up another one, depending on their mood. Perfect for when you want to remind the world that death is inevitable, but hey, at least it comes with a direct line to the Almighty.
Wear it to ashtrays, confessionals, or just anywhere you feel like throwing out a grim statistic disguised as a joke. Bonus points if you add, “But who’s counting?” after someone reads it out loud.
