let’s talk about the real downsides of eating people—because, shockingly, it’s not just “socially frowned upon.”
First, there’s prion disease, which is basically your brain turning into a sponge because you just had to see what Steve from accounting tasted like. Then there’s the legal trouble—turns out, most places consider munching on your fellow man a crime (so uptight, right?). And let’s not forget the moral dilemma, because explaining to your grandma why you skipped the turkey but went for Todd is going to make for a really awkward Thanksgiving.
