emo trump scrunchie

If you’ve ever looked at your scrunchie collection and thought, “You know what’s missing? A photoshopped picture of Donald Trump, but like, with emo hair and way too much eyeliner,” then congratulations—you’ve officially found your new obsession. Introducing the Emo Trump Sublimated Scrunchie, the ultimate way to give your hair the emotional makeover it desperately needs.

This scrunchie is not for the faint of heart. Featuring the legendary Donald Trump in all his photoshopped glory—complete with swoopy black hair, eyeliner so heavy it could crush a dream, and that existential I’m-not-here-to-make-friends stare—it’s the perfect accessory for anyone who wants to make a statement. (The statement being: “I’ve given up and I want everyone to know it.”)

• Vibrant Full-Color Design: Sublimated to perfection, this scrunchie proudly displays Emo Trump in all his glory, so no one will ever mistake you for someone who cares about subtlety.
• Soft, Stretchy & Uncomfortable in All the Best Ways: Holds your hair up while reminding you that you’ve made questionable life choices (but in a chic way, obviously).
• One-Size-Fits-All: Just like that time Trump thought he could pull off emo—this scrunchie will fit everyone. But, let’s face it, it probably looks best on someone who’s really into irony.
• Perfect Gift: For the person who collects weird political memorabilia, adores dark humor, or just wants to confuse their grandmother. (Bonus points if you’re into vintage angst and existential crises.)