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existence is a prison mug

existence is a prison mug

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Starring everyone’s favorite lasagna-loving, Monday-hating feline, Garfield—except this time, he’s not lounging. He’s chained to a wall, staring into the void, contemplating why he ever left his cozy cartoon panels for the harsh reality of your kitchen cupboard.

  • Capacity: 11-15 ounces of liquid existential dread.
  • Design: A high-quality print of Garfield in medieval-style chains, perfectly capturing his trademark mix of apathy and despair.
  • Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because even in prison, you deserve convenience.

This mug is perfect for early mornings, late nights, or any time you’re grappling with the crushing weight of being alive. Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or the tears of your enemies, Garfield's soulless eyes will remind you: we’re all just lasagna in the cosmic oven.

Own your nihilism. Sip it slowly. And remember: the only escape from this mug… is the sweet embrace of the void.

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