For those days when life feels less like a sizzling grill and more like a grease fire, slap on this “Hamburger Help Me” bumper sticker. It’s the perfect cry for help... disguised as a culinary pun. Whether you’re stuck in traffic, stuck in life, or just stuck with that one friend who thinks boxed dinners count as gourmet, this sticker speaks volumes (mainly in sighs).
Guaranteed to confuse tailgaters, make vegetarians side-eye your car, and remind everyone that you're just trying to ketchup. A true must-have for the burnt-out, the overcooked, and the extra salty.
