Sip your existential crisis in style. This mug boldly proclaims what we all know deep down: you’re a wreck, inside and out. Featuring an alligator on a skateboard (because, let’s face it, we’re all just one bad decision away from this level of chaos), this mug is perfect for those who’ve embraced the sweet, sweet abyss of mental and physical decline. Whether you're drowning in caffeine or your overwhelming sense of doom, this mug will be there to remind you that, no, you’re not fine. And yes, the alligator is probably doing better than you.
Key Features:
Holds enough liquid to fuel your caffeine-fueled self-doubt.
Alligator on a skateboard: A metaphor for your life—wild, reckless, and mildly concerning.
Ideal for mornings when you realize your body is a temple... of despair.
For those who drink their coffee like it's the only thing holding their sanity together.
