Why settle for inspirational quotes or uplifting messages when you can go full chaos with this shirt? It’s the perfect attire for those moments when life’s little joys just don’t cut it, and you’d rather advertise your “alternative lifestyle choices” with zero shame and maximum sarcasm.
Great for confusing strangers, alarming your parents, and making people wonder if you’re being ironic—or if they should call someone.
Because nothing says “I’ve got it all together” like proudly declaring your complete lack of priorities in public.
