This "I ❤️ My Fat Ass Cat" shirt is a loving tribute to the massive, gravity-defying feline currently crushing your ribcage while purring like a malfunctioning engine. This cat isn’t just fat—they’re a sentient meatloaf with legs, a couch-denting menace, a walking cholesterol warning.
They don’t run. They don’t chase. They simply exist in a state of perpetual hunger and disdain, demanding food with dead, soulless eyes while ignoring every toy you’ve ever bought them. They may be one skipped meal away from eating you, but damn it, you love them. Wear this in honor of your gluttonous, judgmental, furniture-destroying overlord.
