Wrap yourself in cozy despair with this "I Was Just About to Leave" pullover sweatshirt—a must-have for anyone who thrives on discomfort and the crushing weight of unwanted interactions. Whether you’re trapped at a party, stuck in a never-ending conversation, or just silently screaming at life in general, this sweatshirt does all the heavy lifting for you.
Made from ultra-soft fabric to keep you warm while you contemplate your escape route, it’s the perfect uniform for overthinkers, introverts, and anyone whose life motto is “No, really, I swear I was just about to leave.” Bonus points if you’re also talking about the planet.
Warning: May cause others to laugh nervously, question their role in your suffering, or silently wish they’d let you leave five minutes ago. Ideal for anyone who wants to look great while emotionally checking out of every room they walk into.
