Why aim for the stars when you can aim for the ceiling fan? This bumper sticker proudly proclaims, “If I Was a Bird, I’d Fly Into a Ceiling Fan,” because sometimes life feels less like soaring and more like spinning blades of doom.
Stick it on your car to remind tailgaters, “It’s fine, I’ve already given up,” or slap it on your laptop for those cozy existential breakdowns at the coffee shop. Perfect for dark humor enthusiasts, overachieving pessimists, or anyone who’s just one Monday away from spontaneous combustion. Fly high, friends. Sort of.
