It’s not just a shirt; it’s a dark badge of honor. Because who wouldn’t want to walk around proudly announcing their love for a dog who’s basically a walking sausage, while everyone assumes you’re talking about something else? Wear it to let the world know you’ve given up on decency and gone full throttle into whatever twisted reality you’re living in.
For those who like their humor dark, their dogs low to the ground, and their self-respect... well, let’s just say it’s a little smaller than the weiner you’re actually talking about.
