For those mornings when you wake up, question every life choice you’ve ever made, and still somehow manage to put on a shirt. This one, to be exact. Featuring the uplifting phrase “I’m So Hungover I Wish I Was Dead”, this tee is for anyone who’s ever stared into the void and thought, "Yeah, that seems like a better option than dealing with this hangover."
Made from blended regret cotton, this shirt is perfect for making it painfully obvious that you’re not only questioning your drinking habits but also your will to live. Wear it to work, wear it to a wedding, wear it to your mom’s birthday — because nothing says “I’m a functioning adult” like wearing your misery on your chest for the world to see.
Whether you're nursing a headache the size of your bad decisions or just too tired to care, this shirt lets everyone know that today’s survival is more of an accident than an achievement. It’s like saying, "I’m alive, but only barely, and I really don’t want to be."
So go ahead, slip it on. Let the world know you’re "so hungover" that you’ve reached the point where death seems like a vacation. It’s subtle, it’s dark, and it’s exactly how you feel — minus the energy to actually do anything about it.
