make america great again tote bag

Step right up and grab the tote bag that says, "I understand the assignment—and it’s chaos." Featuring the holy trinity of 2000s meltdown queens—Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears—leaving the club in a car that probably smells like regret and spilled vodka, paired with the cherry-on-top slogan "Make America Great Again." Because nothing screams “greatness” quite like public breakdowns, questionable life choices, and the cultural fever dream of the early aughts.

This tote isn’t just a bag—it’s a cry for help with handles. Perfect for holding groceries, your shattered hopes, and every shred of irony you can muster in a world that’s already spiraling. Whether you’re hitting the gym, the polls, or your limit, this bag has you covered in deeply uncomfortable satire.

.: 100% cotton canvas, 20 inch handles
.: Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
.: Sewn-in label
.: Available in natural and black colors