midwest emo ruined my fucking life bumper sticker

Product Description:

Finally, a bumper sticker that sums up your entire personality in one perfectly tragic sentence: "Midwest Emo Ruined My F**ing Life."* Because nothing says “I’m emotionally unavailable, but also so deep” like blaming a music genre for your questionable life choices and unchecked existential despair.

This weatherproof gem is ideal for cars, laptops, or any surface that needs a touch of melancholic oversharing. Let the world know you’ve spent too many nights crying over cryptic song lyrics about cornfields, unrequited love, and the crushing weight of existence. Bonus points if you still own a notebook full of terrible poetry no one asked for.

Slap it on and drive around aimlessly, just like your life’s direction. Warning: May cause strangers to ask if you're okay (you’re not) or inspire unsolicited guitar serenades from guys named Kyle who still wear skinny jeans. Perfect for the emotionally damaged with excellent taste in music.