Because what’s better than a seductively posed naked mole rat to remind everyone that you’ve completely abandoned any semblance of normality? Featuring the disturbingly bold phrase “Whatever Daddy Wants Daddy Gets” alongside an animal that looks like it crawled out of a dystopian nightmare, this shirt is perfect for anyone who enjoys making people uncomfortable with the most questionable of fashion choices.
Crafted from 50% “I Regret Nothing” cotton, this shirt screams “I make bad decisions” while subtly hinting at a life that’s been lived in the shadows—and we’re not talking about the underground tunnels where naked mole rats reside. Wear it to your next family gathering, therapy session, or grocery store run to leave people questioning all of their life choices.
This is the perfect shirt for anyone who likes to flirt with the line of too much—and then gleefully crosses it. It’s for those who know that sometimes the most shocking things are also the funniest—because what’s more unsettling than a naked mole rat, seemingly aware of its own power, whispering the ominous words “Whatever Daddy Wants Daddy Gets”? It's dark, it's weird, and it’s bound to make you the most talked-about person in any room... for reasons you’ll probably regret.
