yeah i have a phd bumper sticker

Oh, look at you, Doctor Doom of the Roads, flaunting your credentials in existential crisis studies with this delightfully inappropriate bumper sticker: "Yes, I Have a P.H.D. – Pretty Huge Desire to F**ing Kill Myself."*

This stylish adhesive cry for help comes with just the right amount of "I hate it here" energy, served with a piping hot side of sarcasm. Whether you're stuck in traffic or just driving your way to the brink of madness, this sticker is guaranteed to make other drivers laugh uncomfortably and then question their entire existence. Mission accomplished.

Made from durable, weatherproof materials to withstand rain, snow, and the crushing weight of reality. Slap it on your car, laptop, or any surface that screams "I cope with humor and a dash of nihilism."

Caution: May cause secondhand existential dread or awkward interventions from strangers who don’t get the joke. Perfect for the modern-day philosopher who says, "I'm not okay, but at least I'm funny about it."